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unfortunately, i am going to put this blog on hiatus to work on my photography. i am also not going to keep this updated for 1 hit a day.

if u want to check out my new photography project, go here http://fairlybiasedphotos.tumblr.com

i didn’t know rocks were so expensive nowadays. Jodi Wykle went to wal-mart to buy a nintendo ds at wal-mart for $138 dollars and got a box of rocks instead. A bestbuy in Texas sold someone else a paving stone for $2164.89; he expected a mac book pro. Maybe i should go into the landscaping business..lots of money to be made apparently

three observations:

“do to the high demand for 8pc for $4.99 we are out of chicken and had to close for the day. Sorry for the inconvenience”
notice that everyone was black (i’m not a racist, i just appreciate a good stereotype fronted by the media)
notice the two very white news anchors smirking

god i love US news..

a woman is on the run after cutting her boyfriend’s penis off..to be fair, the man is being accused of raping her daughter. note the word “accused”- now if he really did it…………

out of here for the weekend, have a good one / see you monday.

-fairly biased andre

pay attention the defencemen’s (i don’t have to be gender neutral for an all men’s hockey team right?) reaction after the opposing team scored…lol

Companies reduce prices during an economic downturn to remain competitive and Wal-mart seems to understand this and thrives during a recession. Well brothels in Germany are taking a page from the Wal-mart book by slashing prices and offering discounts and loyalty programs to customers. I personally didn’t think they need to do that but it’s good becuase lower prices = more customers and more demand = more strippers. Win, Win, Win

“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk and the only thing he thinks he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test and maybe also a physical tournament like a decathlon and women are brought to him, maybe, when he desires them.”

Mayor Ron, Parks & Recreation - Boys’ Club

» 7 things to do when you're bored at work

For those of you who are fortunate enough to be bored at work..

I especially like the “ask to cut your working hours” which means less $ and help someone else. Scroll down to the author bio of course and you’ll notice that she is a “professional writer and blogger, and a part-time postgraduate student of creative writing.” She left out the part that says “I have also never held a serious full time job in my life and i have limited liabilities..” but i don’t judge..

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